all the winners taking forever to get to the stage because they put all the bands in the balcony or something.unintentionally showing that State champs won best music video without announcing the other nominees.trying to take Derek of State Champs seriously singing the line “without your kisses ill be needing stitches” (honestly kinda impossible).The Plain White Ts throwing it back to 2005 with Hey There Delilah and reminding us all that they haven’t released anything as good since.Kellin Quinn not-so-subtly making fun of said robot immediately after in an interview.The singer of Nothing More looking like a modern tarzan, shirtless and wild and somehow vocally covering Skrillex while riding a robot?.Dan “soupy” Campbell giving out the Subcity grant to Cassie Wilson who got to represent the disabled community and bring awareness to the need for more accessibility in music venues with her project Half Access.The set it off singer trying to crowd surf during an acoustic performance.Lynn Gunn looking honestly surprised when she won best vocalist after being the only woman nominated.Alex Gaskarth spinning around in his cute jacket while rocking the bandana look.Generation-zer0: I use the term “highlights” loosely ‘cuase it was a mess THIS IS MY ONLY CHANCE TO BE MYSELF PLEASE JUST LET ME CRY GODDAMNIT.I WILL HUG YOU IF YOU ARE ALSO CRYING BECAUSE I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.If you lie about your dad being in the front to be closer imma punch u.
I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU ARE “SAVING A SEAT FOR YOUR DAUGHTER” AND THEN NOT LEAVE WHEN SHE GETS THERE.Shout genuine compliments to the band members like “I love you” “You’re amazing” “Your beanie looks nice”.If you just stand and record the whole thing without even smiling at your chance at seeing the people on stage I WILL JUDGE YOU.If I end up next to someone who only knows one or two popular songs on the radio I will be mad.This is the only place I feel accepted for all of me so YOU’RE GONNA SEE EM ACCIDENTALLY I pull off my long sleeved shirts so I’m not hiding my cuts.Steal my spot and I will fucking cut you.If you elbow me and you don’t say sorry and you clearly hear me you’re gonna catch these hands.I AM SO SORRY THAT I AM OF AVERAGE HEIGHT AND I FEEL PERSONALLY GUILTY FOR MY HEIGHT AND I WILL HELP ALL THE SURROUNDING SMOLS AS BEST AS I CAN.idgaf if you’ve never met me before we’re huggin. When the concert ends imma hug you randomly.Don’t you dare get mad at me for doing it because I’m a broke bitch and will never be able to meet them one on one Shout out “You saved my life” to the people on stage.
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